Freedom
This MTV advertisement was canceled by US government. It was aired only ONCE.... Solidarity is needed. They can forbid us. But they can't silence all of us.
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They really should call it Suka-Star instead of EuroStar...If y'all don't believe me, then try it.
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she's a handsome woman
this day sucks. if the highlight of your day is thinking what status to use for your instant messanger, then you're in trouble. (side note: a lot of people are actually waiting for it. one said that i...
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fear is the heart of love
There was a cold breeze as we sat beside the water. The water's warm and children swim while we sat in silence. If the silence takes you I hope it takes me too. I wish you could open your eyes and see...
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And I Thought My Jokes Were Bad
I know you've been wondering why some of the posts have been sappy and less readable than usual. Maybe it's because you don't know how to read. Don't look at me. I don't have all the answers. But the...
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Introduce a Little Anarchy
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Here are previous day news that no one cares about but me. I was on the train to work when I saw a half girl-half guy talking to no one and making hand gestures. At...
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drop-kicking the testicles of society
good day! this is your captain speaking. we are now flying at an altitude of 10,000 feet and there's clear skies up ahead. oh, while we're talking... does anyone want to know how i'm doing today? don't...
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Fake Plastic Trees
Author’s note: Someone told me that all I do is whine. I resent that. So I threw a beer bottle at that bitch and kick her in the guts. "When was the last time I whined?" I asked while she was lying on...
View ArticleBeef Jerkey has an Aftertaste
CHARACTERS:old guy - officemate of minenot young yet not old lady - works somewhere in the office but i don't know herme - awesomeSCENE: Behind the CubicleThe not young yet not old lady (NYYNOL) walks...
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london bridge is falling down
It's a sad, sad day folks. Financial institutions as old as my granddaddy's daddy are biting the dust. Now, everyone's shaking their heads and watching along the sidelines eagerly anticipating what...
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something is not right with me
Oh hi, funny bumping into you here. Yes, I'm heading up to third floor too, let me get that elevator button for you. Yeah, well you know, it's a Monday again. Really? How bout shut the fuck up will...
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time. -- Thomas Carlyle
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let's go to white castle instead
Part 42 of the series 'written in the office out of boredom', we now explore the film Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. No, this is not written because I vaguely resemble the Asian guy in...
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Is This It?
The sun was slowly creeping as I boarded the train on my way to work. Near the door stood two kids on their way to school whose laughter echoed the hollow train. As my eyes fluttered with being...
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Whatever's Left
Just about the time when the shadows call, I'm finding every reason to be gone.When your eyes meet mine, I lose simple skills. As my heart starts to separate, you say you'll sew me good as new and I...
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Soulmate for Everyone
Amid all the food, chatter, and gifts, you still long for someone to hold. Someone who knows how to love you without being told. Who knows? He might be right in front of you. Or he's in disguise....
View ArticleLarge Collider Thing Auction Off To Add To $700 Billion Bailout
Somewhere, Earth -- The European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, has decided to auction off the Large Collider Thing (LCT) which has been the world's largest particle collider...
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Hi! I'm still here.
Thinking of something to write to end the year is pretty much like trying court a girl. Just when you think you are doing all the right things, you end up saying, "Wait, so you mean this isn't the...
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You Never Said
One normal day on the train, I found myself talking to an American on my way home. I joked about certain topics not involving dicks and he was kind enough to oblige an occasional smirk. I also found...
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Unappreciated Genius
One trick I've learned in order to make time go faster is to not look at the clock. But it's really hard to avoid looking when the computer clock is staring right in front of me like a girl wearing...
View ArticleAre You Looking For Me?
I ain't hard to find.This place smells like dog poop. There's no denying that this blog is dying it's natural death. True to life work and extracurricular activities are keeping me busy which in...
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Jack's Son
Oh, hello! How are you? Funny seeing you here! How long has it been? Yeah, it's been a while huh?Well, you look fantastic! Have you lost weight? Yeah, I'm still doing the same thing. Bout you? Yeah,...
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